I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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