erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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