I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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