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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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