Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you didnt know i had herpes?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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