I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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