so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Let's get the cat blown out
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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