Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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