Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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