she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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