guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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