his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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