Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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