I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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