Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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