there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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