she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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