Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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