Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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