I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
is it fun? or sober?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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