No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
and you fell through a lawn chair
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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