What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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