Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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