i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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