How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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