Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Your penis caused this!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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