it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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