Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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