She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
it was like eating out sand paper
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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