question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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