have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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