You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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My vagina is officially offended.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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