Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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