That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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