If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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