oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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