Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ ðŸ‘ðŸ¼
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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