what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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