Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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