I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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