Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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