I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
we're so committed to being not committed
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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