did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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