What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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