Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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