can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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