Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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