i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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