Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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