I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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