I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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