You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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