what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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